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Price range
$$$$ ($61-$100)
Delivery
Yes
Group-friendly
Yes
Hours
No
Kid-friendly
Yes
ChefButterflyWithSalad
4 Reviews
  • Hot Cocoa, Please.
  • 3.0 stars
    • Food
      3.0 stars
    • Services
      1.0 star
    • Atmosphere
      5.0 stars
    • Price Range (per person): $100+
    • Visit Again?: Yes
    • Party Size: 1
  • I was driving down Westridge Blvd when the name of "Coco Brooks" caught my eye, immediately I knew I had to visit this hot chocolate restaraunt. I love hot chocolate.

    The following saturday of the leap year I made my way to Coco Brooks, very excited to finally experience the hot cocoa of my dreams! I was to be meeting up with 3 of my east Indian colleagues for this experience, but I got a phone call that they had to cancel because they were making a lorno int he back alley (never rely on east indians). Upon arrival I shat myself, because I am extremely lactose intolerant and I had a massive vanilla milkshake a few hours before, luckily, I brought a change of hello kitty underwear (my fav).

    When I walked into the restaurant I was overcome by the smell of female reproductive organs ... I am a man of such things, but this was just intolerable, but it kind of intrigued me and launched my curiosity and made me pretty excited so I proceeded anyway. A petite asian women with nice jugs seated me, it was hard to focus on the special when I was picturing her naked chest on my face.

    After a short 2 hours of pleasuring myself to the thought of my stick in her rear end, I got to opening the menu. Seeing the name as "Coco Brooks" I would have assumed there would have been many different kinds of cocoa and hot cocoa and chocolate in different forms, and books too, lots of books.. but no? apparently not at all. I decided that I wanted the "S3x on the Beach and Musscles and Bacon". Traditional Asian dish from my Thai heritage.

    Back home we don't use utensils, so when i dove with my face and had seafood sauce running down my chin, I got many dirty looks and scolding comments, which I really don't understand, nor appreciate.

    The food was prime, but I didn't get my hostess as a waitress and instead I got a short fat 13itch that was definitively not hot and fck was I ever pissed off about that.

    After eating my meal I got up and went looking around to see what other meals people were enjoying and touched to feel the density and texture of their food, they didn't like that much either, which I also don't understand.

    Anyway, the bill was extremely expensive even though I could have sworn I ordererd the Musscles and Bacon and even my S3x on the Beach of the 'Kids Menu'. I ended up paying a total of $9.26 (which is bullsht) and if you think I left a tip HELL NO not for that fat 13itch.

    Other than that, the atmosphere was great, there was nice music and besides the fat cnt, the staff from what I could see were fine as fck. I would come here again for sure.

  • Order: s3x on the beach and musscles and bacon
CalgaryFoodie373
1 Review
  • I try to go to CoCo's at least once a month...
  • 5.0 stars
    • Food
      5.0 stars
    • Services
      5.0 stars
    • Atmosphere
      4.0 stars
    • Price Range (per person): $0-$10
    • Visit Again?: Yes
    • Party Size: 2
  • I try to go to CoCo's at least once a month, sometimes more. Cheap delicious pizza at a low price. Also good smoothies. One personal pizza is enough to fill you up guaranteed. Can be very busy at times.

  • Order: Pizza, smoothies
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Markulees
1 Review
  • This place makes the best pizza I have ever eaten...
  • 5.0 stars
  • This place makes the best pizza I have ever eaten and it's affordable.

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